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New Music, Comedy, & Commentary Podcasts on Radio Free Satan

We have EBM/Industrial on DARK WHISPERS & THE SANITARIUM,

Magistra Ygraine announces the Witch of the Year on CONFESSIONS OF A WICKED WITCH, Goth & Death Rock on DEATH PUNK RADIO, New Wave & 80′s on THE METRO, grunge and alt-rock on BUZZ KILL, comedy with Marc Maron & Jonathan Katz on THE DEVIL’S MISCHIEF, classical & choral on VOX SATANAE, Satanic fiction and commentary on SATANIC STORY TIME, psychobilly and outlaw country on CLINT MEPHISTO’S ROAD SHOW, comedic death metal criticism on METAL BREAKFAST RADIO, and some vengeful metal on METAL INVADERS.

DARK WHISPERS – 010 – COVERED IN SH$T

This week on Dark Whispers, I have an all covers episode for you. Don’t worry, it won’t be boring. There are some funky tunes in there to keep you entertained as well as some rarities and a few surprises DJ Lyra style.

THE METRO #322 

This week on The Metro, Citizen JNothing starts off with a dedication to his partner and also his daughters with some Pet Shop Boys, then continues the flashback in the 80’s with Animal Nightlife, Ultravox, Human League, Bananarama, Cyndi Lauper, P.I.L., Joy Division, Men at Work, Kim Carnes, Joboxers, Belinda Carlisle, Crowded House, Oingo Boingo, and finishing up with some Genesis.

BUZZ KILL #005

This month on Buzz Kill, Citizen JNothing takes over playing you the sounds of the 90s with the following bands: The Cranberries, The Smashing Pumpkins, Alanis Morissette, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, The Church, Garbage, The Toadies, Queens Of The Stone Age, Nirvana, and finishing up with some Mother Love Bone.

CONFESSIONS OF A WICKED WITCH #25

Magistra Ygraine announces the WITCH OF THE YEAR!  Who is it?  Tune in to find out!  Ygraine also reveals some answers from listeners on what it really means to be a Satanic witch, refutes the delusions of Wicca’s attempt to monopolize the term, takes a look back on last year’s Witch of the Year, explores “old school” feminism vs. the PC nightmare of today, and more.  Listen now!

THE SANITARIUM #014

This month on The Sanitarium, Citizen JNothing goes off the rails with some of his choices that include: Funker Vogt, VNV Nation, Evanescence, Ministry, Combichrist, Rammstein, Good Courage, Genitorturers, Angel Theory, Centhron, and finally with some KMFDM.

DEATH PUNK RADIO – EPISODE #23

On this episode: Phaidia, Diva Destruction, Malaise, Scarlet’s Remains, Burning Gates, The Empire Hideous, Danse De Sade, Vex, The Naked And The Dead, Daucus Karota, T.S.O.L., Blitzkid, and Morticia.

THE DEVIL’S MISCHIEF #558

Just how crazy is that Creation Museum?  MARC MARON tells us the full story in his long, blasphemous 2011 personal anecdote.  Also stand-up from JONATHAN KATZ, and even a musical number by BILL M. himself.

VOX SATANAE – EPISODE #278

This week we feature works by Jacques Arcadelt, John Dowland, Georg Böhm, Thomas Arne, Anton Reicha, André Messager, Kenneth Leighton, and Mark Simpson with performances by The Josquin Capella, Meinolf Brüser, Ars Nova, Bo Holten, Simone Stella, Jennifer Smith, Christine Brandes, David Daniels, Jamie MacDougall, The Philharmonia Baroque Orchestra and Chorale, Nicholas McGegan, Les Adieux, Susan Graham, Malcolm Martineau, The City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra, Yves Abel, James Lancelot, Leonard Elschenbroich, and Alexei Grynyuk.

CLINT MEPHISTO’S ROAD SHOW EPISODE 160

Clint Mephisto’s Shit Kickin Road Show Episode 160, week of January 25th. Your ol’ drinkin buddy Clint brings you booze fueled set of barn burners old and new from the likes of The Everly Brothers, Henchmen, Big John Bates, Patsy Cline, Deke Dickerson and more!

SATANIC STORY TIME – EPISODE 32 – “SHE KNEW” WITH SPECIAL GUESTS HYDRA M. STAR AND GYPS FULVUS

The Devil’s Tuning Fork: After careful consideration, we were able to decide on three songs that, in our opinion, capture the mood of Hydra M. Star’s short story, “She Knew”. We have selected “The Lake” from King Diamond’s album, Fatal Portrait; “He Is” from Ghost’s album, Meliora; and “Coda” from Gyps Fulvus’ album, The Lich.

The Devil’s Workshop: We have Hydra M. Star’s short story, “She Knew”. The audio presentation is narrated by yours truly.

The Snake Oil Salesman: This brand new segment covers vitamins, supplements, cardio, and resistance training.

METAL BREAKFAST RADIO – EPISODE 36.6

Recorded back in October (yes, we’re that far behind) this show has it’s usual gauntlet-running from submitted bands. So stand by with the Exterminate button. In addition there’s a section of our thoughts and vague memories (beer was involved) of the Venom Inc/Vader/Divine Chaos gig we attended back then. Ales are quaffed, puns are flaunted, and music is rubbished. What more could you ask for? Hear the atrocious audio of INIQUITOUS SAVAGERY, CRETUS, HOUSE OF ATREUS, ABHORRENT DEFORMITY, RE-ARMED, WARHEAD, REPULSIVE DISSECTION, SEROCS, DIVINE CHAOS, VADER, VENOM, TEN MASKED MEN and ALL HELL.

METAL INVADERS #126 – THE ANTI-EX-WIFE EPISODE

This episode of Metal Invaders, Citizen JNoting is back with songs dedicated to the “ex”. All songs are geared towards the hate and anger you may feel for an Ex. The bands include: Pantera, Machine Head, Mudvayne, Devildriver, Murderdolls, Overkill, The Haunted, Chromium, Megadeth, Celtic Frost, Metallica, Body Count, Hot Buttered Anal, Godsmack, and finishing up with one of Type O Negative’s best songs (in Citizen JNothing’s opinion).