The Nine Satanic Statements by Anton Szandor LaVey The Nine Satanic Statements originally appeared in The Satanic Bible, © 1969 Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on … Continue reading The Nine Satanic Statements