pizzagate

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Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet

Pope Francis has acknowledged a 2,000 case backlog of clerical abuse cases amidst resignation and criticism of “unacceptable level[s] of resistance within the Vatican to implementing the group’s proposals to better care for victims and protect children from priests who rape and molest them” and “the refusal of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith — which handles abuse cases — to create a tribunal to judge bishops who covered up for pedophile priests”. The 9th Satanic Rule of the Earth demands not harming little children. The next time a witch hunt tries to convince society of a vast […]

Official Statement Regarding Comet Ping Pong Shooting

We are disappointed but not surprised by the news of this weekend’s shooting at DC’s Comet Ping Pong restaurant. Satanists are all too familiar with the viciousness of humanity, so much so that it’s codified in point 7 of the Nine Satanic Statements, which were published in 1969 — which we can now unfortunately refer to as pre-post-fact era. From The Satanic Panic to rampant terrorism, we well know how dangerous people can be when guided by fairy tales and superstition. Fake news and outright lies spread via social media now also may beget mayhem. We condemn this ignorance-inspired violence, and […]

Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet

One Satanic Panic was Enough—Debunking Ted Gunderson and #Pizzagate  If you want to look really stupid, just try linking Satanism to this #pizzagate nonsense. This old video of Ted Gunderson has resurfaced and people who live in a “post-fact” world are passing it on as some kind of smoking gun. Luckily for the non-brain dead among us this has been well documented as a load of crap. Ted Gunderson of course, was a total tinfoil hat lunatic and embarrassment to the FBI, whom the SPLC described as someone who “never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t believe.” In the video […]