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Triskaidekaphiliacs Rejoice!

Today is “Friday the 13th” and we Satanists smile at the distress this number conjures amongst the superstitious. On this “dreaded day,” while the credulous cower, we sally forth to indulge with gusto. May your day be truly splendid with an even more enriching night, dear aficionados of the outré!

And for those near Sri Lanka, enjoy the fireworks as a chunk of space debris is expected to blaze its way through the atmosphere this day.

—Magus Peter H. Gilmore