Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet
Lead Us Not Into Temptation, My Retail Savior
Perhaps, before the powers that be at Target tackle the task of protecting their customers from the virtual horrors of digital sin and vice portrayed in the new Grand Theft Auto game, they could tackle the task of protecting their customers from the very real horror of having your credit card number stolen after you shopped at Target?
But hey… they’re helping, right?
—Magister David Harris