don’t open umbrellas indoors

TRISKAIDEKAPHILIACS REJOICE! Today is the final “Friday the 13th” of 2019. As keen observers of those around us, we Satanists enjoy the consternation this number conjures amongst the superstitious. On this “dreaded day,” while the credulous cower we sally forth to indulge with brazen gusto for we know that luck is ours to create as we move the world according to our will. May your day be truly splendid with an even more enriching night, dear aficionados of the outré! —Magus Peter H. Gilmore Friday the 13th