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Gingerbread Click-Bait Latte: Regarding the Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversy For the few people on the Internet who still haven’t heard the story about Starbucks and the alleged controversy over their 2015 holiday cup design, Snopes has a great summary which you can read here. Don’t worry, this article isn’t a rant about Starbucks coffee itself or their supposed business practices. If it’s Starbucks bashing you want, I’m sure you can find some website that will cater that.Now I enjoy religion bashing as much as the next Satanist. And I suppose that Satanically, there’s something good to be said about the public’s knee-jerk reaction being “Look how stupid these Christians are!” But I have to take a step back and wonder if these reactions are just soapbox rants against nobody. Do these cup-outraged Christians really exist, at least beyond a handful of YouTube clips and blog pages? As far as I can tell, this mess all started when one right-wing blog claimed that Starbucks was trying to further a “War against Christmas” this year by having their 2015 winter cup design be simple two-toned red cup, foregoing the usual designs they had in previous years, such as ones incorporating snowflakes or reindeer. Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if this complaint was mostly just a desperate act to create controversy where none existed, for the sole sake of generating web traffic. Regardless, it worked. There were maybe a few more similar sites who decided to join in on the silly claim, but that’s not what drove the traffic. What really made it a hot story were all the other blogs and click-bait sites reporting it as a “Hey, look at these idiots!” story.Most news stories these days are sadly just what’s known as “click-bait”: headlines that use sensationalism or false intrigue to lure you into clicking the link, or even sharing it without reading beyond the headline. In a way, they’re not all that different from advertisements. Some of the most successful click-bait just makes the reader feel superior or powerful. For example, science articles that misreport scientific research in such an oversimplified way that the reader goes, “Duh, I could have told you THAT!”, or stories about criminals who get foiled by the own stupidity.Other headlines propagate in the same way that many urban myths do: because the reader wants them to be true on some level. The most successful stories are those that confirm people’s paranoia, or target people’s strong, preconceived beliefs. People will share a news story without wondering whether or not it’s even true, so long they like the story (or again, just the headline), especially if it underscores a belief of theirs. In this case, consider people who are predisposed to either believe Christians are all painfully dumb, or, even more popularly, this terrible world is filled with too many people these days who are too easily offended. Well, I can’t say that I can blame people for having either of those perceptions. But it’s important to note how people’s emotional investments can drive a story, and to question things before you share them.In these sorts of situations, Anton LaVey encouraged asking, Cui Bono? – who gains? When it comes to the 2015 Starbucks holiday cup controversy, I would say that everybody gained. Conservative Christian blogs got to create more traffic to their sites. Left-wing blogs and general click-bait news sites were able to create reactionary headlines which gave themselves a lot of Internet traffic. People who like to humorously poke fun at religion got to do so. Late show hosts and cartoonists had a new hot topic for material. People who ironically love to complain about the complainers had new fodder for their “Geez, you can’t do anything without offending somebody!” rant we’ve all heard too many times. And even the Christians who weren’t offended by the cups in the first place either found a new reason to react against the jeers and join in against the supposed War on Christmas, or stood up on a different soapbox to tell world how they’re one of the “good” Christians who wasn’t offended in the first place and now have an excuse to tell all of us what Christmas is “really” supposed to be about. Last but not least, this Satanist gained an article from the whole mess.So in the end, I guess it really is all about the season of giving!—Magister Bill M.