This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you some of the best “Hits with Schitz”. These songs were used against those Illuminati-seeking Nigerians. These artists include: Peter Gabriel, Eurythmics, The Cars, Crowded House, Level 42, INXS, Culture Club, Rick Springfield, Madonna, Talking Heads, Wham!, Hall & Oates, Buggles, The Human League, Thomas Dolby, The Police, and ending off with Yes. Stream The Metro #719. Download The Metro #719.
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While Christians celebrate their myth of a savior risen from the dead, Satanists note that aspects of today’s traditions stem from ancient seasonal celebrations which often include symbolism derived from the rising of dormant vegetation, and thus “rebirth” and “resurrection.” Maga Nadramia has strategically placed tulips to enhance our garden here at The Black House. A growing number of Satanists enjoy rebranding this day, exchanging greetings of “Happy Beaster!” for they use this occasion as a reminder of the love, respect, and awe we have for non-human animals, with whom we are so evidently kin. It is always delightful to […]
It’s been waaaay too long, but Rev. Hell On Wheels has returned this week with some moldy, vile Death Metal just in time for Lich Jesus day, with appropriately juvenile comments thrown in. Only on Radio Free Satan! Stream The Metal Grotto #125. Download The Metal Grotto #125.
The 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth! While they’re straightforward for most Satanists, Satansplain addresses common questions and misconceptions about things like “lairs”, “mating signals”, “destroying”, “magic”, and other details. Please follow this link to enjoy Satansplain #060.
Joe will be presenting 2 very special events as part of Coney Island USA’s “Congress of Curious Peoples” Weekend. 1208 Surf Ave. Brooklyn, NY 11224 At 4pm: Joe Coleman Presents: True Crime and Wax Museums In Coney Island An interview about the connections between true crime and wax museums in Coney Island on film in discussion with filmmaker Heather Buckley $20 Click here for tickets and information At 8pm: Joe Coleman Presents: True Crime In Coney Island – A Curated Vice-Filled Burlesque Show Starring: Jo “Boobs” Weldon, Jonny Porkpie, Gal Friday, Cheeky Lane, Tigger!, Aurora North, Faux Pas leFae and Miss […]
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings the following bands to your earholes for your weekly time warp to the 1980s: Aretha Franklin, Bryan Ferry, a-ha, Howard Jones, Kate Bush, Marillion, Fun Boy Three, The Dream Academy, Violent Femmes, Philip Bailey w/ Phil Collins, The Cult, Paul Hardcastle, and finishing up with Duran Duran. Stream The Metro #718. Download The Metro #718.
On this episode of the Infernal Legion podcast, we discuss how the Army Values fit with Satanic philosophy, traitors in the ranks selling intelligence to foreign countries, and one Airman’s misguided attempt at becoming a martyr. On The Tower, Magister Campbell asks if size is really that big of a deal? Spoiler: It is when it comes to the Defense budget. Stream episode #042 / Download episode #042
Many Satanists celebrate today’s seasonal pivot point, feeling simpatico with our homeworld’s continuing seasonal cycles. In the Northern Hemisphere, Spring arrives, succeeding Winter’s stasis with verdant surging. In the Southern Hemisphere, Autumn soothes after the scorching Summer months. Here in the haunted Hudson Valley, Winter was mostly free of snow, though frigid temperatures held sway. At last, warmth is returning, though not without some final chilly nights. The bulbs have begun awakening, pushing their way into the sunlight, delighting us with early flowers—always such a joy for us when our garden revivifies! Sergei Rachmaninoff (1873 – 1943) was a tremendously […]
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins is back from his 2 week break and brings you the following bands for your time trip to the 1980s: The Cure, Cyndi Lauper, Paul Young, Alexander O’Neal, Tears For Fears, Thompson Twins, Kool & The Gang, Josie Cotton, Berlin, Laura Branigan, Mike + The Mechanics, Spandau Ballet, Culture Club, ABC, and finishing off with some Bangles. Stream The Metro #717. Download The Metro #717.