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Reverend Count MoriVond reads The Satanic Scriptures

Count MoriVond reads from THE SATANIC SCRIPTURES—Four Chapters!

Psychic Vampires, Human Intellectual Black Holes… cretins from cyberspace. Here the High Priest exposes the armies of emotional leeches and the manner in which such verminous life-forms are disposed. It’s another installment of the Satanic Scriptures from Rev. Count MoriVond’s Draconian Radio Broadcast Pulpit. Same sex-unions: Are they ethical? Should they be legal? Are they Satanic? The answers and their rationale are obvious to the Satanist. Here the High Priest explains the stance of the Church of Satan in his essay: Founding Family: “Morality” versus Same-Sex Marriage   The latest installment in Rev. Count MoriVond’s THE SATANIC SCRIPTURES readings from his […]

Celebrate Carnality Day!

May Lust and Sensuality Reign!

A Fine Day to Celebrate Your Carnality! Perhaps you are aroused to evoke that ancient Roman fertility festival of Lupercalia? Or you might find inspiration via the traditional date to share tokens of romantic love with those who have fired your passions? As if one needed a special day to responsibly partake of the sensual joys that nature offers. Though the globe is still in the throes of a pandemic, Lust has not been banished. Its pursuit has always required inventive means for expression—even more so during these times of enforced social distancing. It is well known that many of our technological advances have been […]

The Satanic Statement Collection by Satanme

The Satanic Statement Collection by Satanme

The Satanic Statement Collection are specially designed medallions unlike any other medallion made! The “Statement” aspect of this medallion is the colored metal! The Medallion’s base metal is dyed in one of our Satanme Signature colors. This creates an entirely new, modern look to the Baphomet Medallion. Not only does this medallion make a Statement on its own, but each of the colors are based off one of the Nine Satanic Statements! Order yours now!

Count MoriVond Reads The Satanic Scriptures

Count MoriVond reads from THE SATANIC SCRIPTURES

From the Draconian Radio Broadcast Pulpit with Count MoriVond, we delve deeper into The Satanic Scriptures with a reading from the essay “Pervasive Pantywaistism.” Here Magus Gilmore addresses the enfeebled, sensitive lots and the coddling culture that caters to their frailty. Is Elitism fascist? Are Satanists fascists? Here the High Priest of the Church of Satan, Peter H. Gilmore, expounds upon “The Fascism Question” with his essay from The Satanic Scriptures. Read by Reverend Comte MoriVond. A three part reading.  

House of Netherworld Requiem

A Requiem for the House of Netherworld

Until the perpetrator of the arson of Magister Joe Netherworld’s home—locally known as “The Halloween House,” “The House of Netherworld,” and “The Witch House”—is identified, we cannot be certain of that individual’s motivation. Over the years, Joe “Netherworld” Mendillo worked with great diligence to make his home an exotic showplace, including a garden filled with rare plants, a koi pond over which a bridge he crafted himself was gracefully arched, and a water wheel which the rain spurred to action. Most who knew him enjoyed his feeling of “Halloween, 365 Days a Year.” Joe welcomed trick-or-treaters to his home on […]

Satanme: Satanic Statements Medallions

The Satanic Statement Collection by Satanme

The Satanic Statement Collection are specially designed medallions unlike any other medallion made! The “Statement” aspect of this medallion is the colored metal! The Medallion’s base metal is dyed in one of our Satanme Signature colors. This creates an entirely new, modern look to the Baphomet Medallion. Not only does this medallion make a Statement on its own, but each color signifies one of the Nine Satanic Statements! Follow this link and indulge yourself!

Illustration: Prometheus Brings Fire to Mankind by Friedrich Heinrich Füger

To a Prosperous, Healthy New Year!

Tomorrow begins year LVI, Anno Satanas. This past year has been one of distress, a “sturm und drang” roller-coaster ride abetted by a global pandemic that caused numerous deaths and the collapse of many enterprises, reminding us of the fragility of the societies we’ve crafted. Many take social constructs for bedrock, but certain events prove them to be but gossamer configurations, torn asunder with a swiftness that alarms the naive, confirming the fundamental cynicism of those of us who carefully observe our history. There is a leaden inertia to the social order. Humans strive for instant gratification, resisting preparations for […]

Reverend Count MoriVond reads "Victors and Victims"

Count MoriVond reads: “Victors and Victims: From West Memphis to Columbine”

A national tragedy. A travesty of justice… From Reverend MoriVond’s ‘Draconian Radio Broadcast Pulpit’ we continue with Magus Gilmore’s essay: “Victors and Victims: From West Memphis to Columbine” in two parts. Here Magus Gilmore provides us with a poignant reminder and warning to all “outsiders” on the moralist mobs and their sanctimonious bloodlust. For more of Count MoriVond’s readings of Magus Gilmore’s Satanic Scriptures visit http://www.youtube.com/CountMoriVond Join the Count every Sunday for a new essay!