valentines day

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Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet

To celebrate Love and Romance…who am I kidding? More like to balance it out! On Valentine’s Day I have a gift for my fellow cynics: MILITANT EROTICISM (ebook) will be FREE MILITANT EROTICISM (paperback) will be 50% off Head on over to www.militanteroticism.com and pick up or download your copy. Always remember, Keep your skirts up! Keep your pants down! And no matter who bends over—make sure they’ve read Militant Eroticism! iSatanist and Aden Ardennes would like to wish everyone a lustful and licentious Valentine’s Day full of sexy naked Warlocks. TODAY ONLY at iSatanist.com The 2016 SATANIC WARLOCK CALENDAR […]

Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet

THE DEVIL’S MISCHIEF’S 2015 ANTI-VALENTINE’S SPECIAL Here is your antidote to the sickening wholesomeness of Valentine’s Day! The Devil’s Mischief presents an all new 2015 ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL. Hear the ugly side of love comedically exposed by the wit of PATTON OSWALT, DOUG STANHOPE and the must-hear “Drambuie” tale, the painful tales of MARC MARON and more!

Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet

A Fine Day to Celebrate Carnality! Whether you prefer to conjure the ancient Roman fertility festival of Lupercalia, or find inspiration via the traditional date to share tokens of romantic love with those who have aroused your passions, may you have a lust-filled day (and musk-filled night) with your eager partners, you horny, life-loving devils! After all, we are all animals, my Ladies and Lords! —Magus Peter H. Gilmore